Music-loving Medic Gifts

We use high frequency sound to get rid of kidney stones.

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

"Uh-Oh!"

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

Paul McCartney, The Surgeon - "I want to hold your gland yeah, yeah, yeah..."

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

Too much Inflammation

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

Anatomy.

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

'We've not met, but I'm your keyhole surgeon.'

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

'Take two a day and in a couple of years you'll be a pharmacist!'

The Cello Victims

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

"You're at a teaching hospital. Hence, all the tests."