Music-loving Medic Pillows

We use high frequency sound to get rid of kidney stones.

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

"Uh-Oh!"

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

Anatomy.

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

'We've not met, but I'm your keyhole surgeon.'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

The Cello Victims

'Take two a day and in a couple of years you'll be a pharmacist!'

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

'As a patient I'm glad because the doctor cured me. As a lawyer I'm sad because there's no reason to sue that guy.'

DOH, NHS and GP

"It's cooties."

'Now we'll give the patient our drug.'