Musical Medics Pillows

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Keyworker

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

Cuba applauds its doctors

'You MAY feel a teeny-tiny pin-prick..'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

'Music & Gym'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

'Hey, have all you guys got some kind of air borne disease?'

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'Said he was fixing the ceiling fan. . .'

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

'Did he say anything before he died?'

el doctor

'I can't turn it off.'

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

The Cello Victims

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

Injured player

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."