Melody Medic Pillows

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

The Music Seed

Caught in the Music

'Champions league'

'Music & Gym'

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Musical Bicycle.

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

Musical Note Nail

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

The Cello Victims

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

The Despair of a Mother Teaching Music to her First Born

Musical pill box

Saxophone summoning.

Melody Cockroach.

'Here's something you need to hear...'

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

Singing Doctor

Romantic Music

'Okay, now try it in the gear of 'D'.'

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'