Musical Medicator Pillows

Musical pill box

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Keyworker

Hildegard von Bingen

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'You MAY feel a teeny-tiny pin-prick..'

Cuba applauds its doctors

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"Did you call for a Medic?"

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

Music Therapy

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

Music Therapy

"Yes it's Mozart...but is it evidence-based Mozart?"

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

'Hey, have all you guys got some kind of air borne disease?'

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'Said he was fixing the ceiling fan. . .'

Hiker Followed By Paramedic