Musical Medicator Pillows

Musical pill box

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Keyworker

Hildegard von Bingen

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

Cuba applauds its doctors

'You MAY feel a teeny-tiny pin-prick..'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

"Did you call for a Medic?"

The Uses of a Stethoscope

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'Hey, have all you guys got some kind of air borne disease?'

"Yes it's Mozart...but is it evidence-based Mozart?"

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'Said he was fixing the ceiling fan. . .'

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

Vivaldi and his creative partner