Melodious Medics Gifts

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

The Cello Victims

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

Lovebird and the Song Birds

Musical pill box

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

'As a patient I'm glad because the doctor cured me. As a lawyer I'm sad because there's no reason to sue that guy.'

"It's cooties."

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

His sister wanted to try some keyhole brain surgey.

"First one to peek pays the other's malpractice premiums for the year."

Singing Doctor

"I'm just messing with you."

Elvis Presley Fan Club letter...

'Listen dear. He's playing our ringtone.'

I think it's candy for old people. PEZ. MEDZ.

'Young man, haven't you ever heard of the hippocratic oath?'

"I spy something red."

"Yes, hello. I'm hoping you've found a cure for my hiccups...but I'm not holding my breath!"

Psychiatrist catches patient's depression.