Playful Medic Gifts

'Young man, haven't you ever heard of the hippocratic oath?'

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

"I spy something red."

His sister wanted to try some keyhole brain surgey.

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

'I'll level with you...You're sick as a dog.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Kids Playing Doctor.

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

Disorderlies

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

"I think your problem is heartbeat-from-mouth syndrome."

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

"It's cooties."

'As a patient I'm glad because the doctor cured me. As a lawyer I'm sad because there's no reason to sue that guy.'

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

Never make a doctors appointment on Take Your Kids to Work Day.

'Sweetheart, Danny can't come home right now... I'll take a look at your doll baby this evening then probably schedule some tests.'

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.