Playful Doctors Gifts

'He's running a high fever.'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

Surgery Instructions.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Doctor to patient: 'I won't be asking about your three marriages. This isn't an invasive procedure.'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

"They used to call them G.P.s."

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

Fish swimming around inside drip.

"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."