Playful Doctors T-Shirts

'He's running a high fever.'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

Doctor to patient: 'I won't be asking about your three marriages. This isn't an invasive procedure.'

Surgery Instructions.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."

Fish swimming around inside drip.

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"They used to call them G.P.s."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.