Playful Doctor Gifts

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

"It's cooties."

"Yes, hello. I'm hoping you've found a cure for my hiccups...but I'm not holding my breath!"

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Surgery Instructions.

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"They used to call them G.P.s."

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'I had this two years ago.'

Quick! 5-second rule!

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."