Playful Surgeon Gifts

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

Pinocchio has a nose job.

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

"Sorry, Bob, those are the rules– you drop the kidney, you give them yours."

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

"It's cooties."

'It's a routine operation.'

"I have a complaint about my bill."

His sister wanted to try some keyhole brain surgey.

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

"First one to peek pays the other's malpractice premiums for the year."

'Okaaay... Now, the hip bone's connected to the thigh bone...'

'Young man, haven't you ever heard of the hippocratic oath?'

Surgeon with hearts on his shirt.

"I spy something red."

Early Learning Orthapaedic Surgery

"Well I'm out of ideas, here, anyone else want to give this a stab?"

"Yes, hello. I'm hoping you've found a cure for my hiccups...but I'm not holding my breath!"

"He's counted backwards by fives, he's named all fifty states plus their capitals. I'm telling you, the tank's out of anesthesia."

Sorry, you rolled off the table just as I was going in!