Playful Surgeon Pillows

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

Well, the doctor said you have to wear it until you stop biting your stitches.

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

"And it'll stay clamped until you play my Usher CD."

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

Pinocchio has a nose job.

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

Now a procedure! Someone suggest a procedure! Surgery at the Improv.

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

"It's cooties."

"Sorry, Bob, those are the rules– you drop the kidney, you give them yours."

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

"I have a complaint about my bill."

His sister wanted to try some keyhole brain surgey.

'It's a routine operation.'

"First one to peek pays the other's malpractice premiums for the year."

I think it's candy for old people. PEZ. MEDZ.

'Okaaay... Now, the hip bone's connected to the thigh bone...'

'Young man, haven't you ever heard of the hippocratic oath?'

Surgeon with hearts on his shirt.

"Well I'm out of ideas, here, anyone else want to give this a stab?"

Early Learning Orthapaedic Surgery

"I spy something red."

Operating Room Table Scraps

"Yes, hello. I'm hoping you've found a cure for my hiccups...but I'm not holding my breath!"