Harmonic Caregiver Gifts

A breastfeeding child learns music

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Father

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

Egg Buggy

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

"I appreciate you want to keep an eye on me, but is that really necessary?"

Today's Babysitter

'Hey, Doc, you don't look so good! Why don't you have a seat here and let's have a better look at you.'

"He's complaining of chest pain, shortness of breath, cramps and dizziness. Do you sell earplugs?"

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

Girl's playing with dolls

The "Empty" Nest maxim and misnomer

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

"I'm here to turn myself in."

Chub Chub!

A violin crawls towards a Dampit in the desert.

Cactus Mime

Nurse draws on patient's cast