Office Harmony Lover Gifts

Team Work

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

The Workaholics Building

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

I'd rather be at the office.

'We're all still learning the agree-to-disagree concept.'

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

"We've agreed we need more workplace kindness. Let's move on to enforcement."

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

Safety meeting.

Workplace bullying.

Sharing the load.

"Quit picking fights with everyone."

Plumbing Company Executive

Applying skills in teaching special needs students to dealing with colleagues.

Great Moments In Law: 'C. Wright Giddings successfully introduces the 'office-temp-who-made-the-coffee-way-too-strong' defense.'

Office Smoking Conflict

Conflict resolution in the workplace.

You guys are the perfect team! He's our number one problem maker and you're our foremost problem solver!

"Larry goes out of his way to get along with difficult employees!"

"No man is an island, Mr. Napier."

PC spits mud out

"Hey, do you want to hear a vicious rumor about one of the female employees?"