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Yin and Yang Hug

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Conflict is harder to sustain when you don't see everything in black and white.

'I moved the computer and phone off my desk. It's feng shui thing. It has successfully reduced my job related stress.'

"I think we'd make a good team!"

Music ideas/inspiration.

Harmony above all!

"Let's make sure we are all humming from the same sting sheet."

'Your divorce was so mature, balanced, rational...you want to throw that all away with a reconciliation?'

'Yes, I'm preaching to the choir. But everyone in the choir is singing a different song.'

'With Zen and judo and flower arranging, how do you find time to manufacture semiconductors?'

'You mean we've all been playing different songs? I wonder how long that's been going on...'

Close encounter.

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

Halal-Kosher cafe: Yes- you both can eat here.

Orchestra

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Dove of Peace

"This year I'm really gonna get organized."

Composer's Dream

When Worlds Collide

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"This non-confrontational setting is making me edgy."

"Be kind"

Step to peace

"Feng Shwoops!"

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

Mowing the Lawn

"I lost the groove."

"You don't have any time? Try fitting Taoist sex into your schedule."

"Our top story: People all over the world have stopped fighting, and will join together in a chorus of peace and love! This just in: Fighting erupts over what song to sing."