Heavenly Harmonizer T-Shirts

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"Harps only? Down, please."

Celestial Music

French horn.

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

Angel playing music

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

A Lightning Conductor.

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

Trumpet and birds

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Musician

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

Didgeridoos

A beekeeper with their bees

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

Romantic Music

Cellist

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

Celestial reading lamp.

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

'Nothing in the rules about it having to be a harp...'

The real reason we have natural disasters...

Harper Playing the Rain

Yin-Yang-Yum.

Feng Shui Department

"Miss Windham, I wonder if you would mind stepping in here and joining me in a thirtieth-anniversary chorus or two of 'Blowin' in the Wind'?"

Harp tuner...