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'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

Angel playing music

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

A Lightning Conductor.

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

Remote work

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Musician

Trumpet and birds

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

"Synchronized sitting"

A beekeeper with their bees

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

Cellist

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

Celestial reading lamp.

The real reason we have natural disasters...

Celestial Music

"Harps only? Down, please."

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'

"I miss the days of folk music."