Divine Harmonizer Mugs

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

Angel playing music

A Lightning Conductor.

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

Remote work

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Musician

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Trumpet and birds

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

"Synchronized sitting"

A beekeeper with their bees

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

Cellist

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

Celestial reading lamp.

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

Cartoon about a dog and cat with two different perspectives 'war' and 'peace'.

Celestial Music

"Harps only? Down, please."

The real reason we have natural disasters...

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'