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"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

Guitars in Heaven

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Life on cloud 8

Trumpet and birds

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

Sinead O'Connor.

Didgeridoos

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Heaven is...

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

Romantic Music

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

Celestial reading lamp.

Celestial Music

"Harps only? Down, please."

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

Cartoon about a dog and cat with two different perspectives 'war' and 'peace'.

"Here's your wings and Stratocaster. . ."

Goodbye Aretha

Great. Now I'll have that song stuck in my head for all eternity.

'They were identical twins until Jim joined the army and John joined the Peace Corps.'

Devil banging on cloud with broom to shut up angels

The Beatitudes.

Angels and Devils.

"We're getting reports that the joyful noise up here is exceeding lawful decibel levels."

Man uses his headphones to listen to captured harpist.

"I'm thinking that guitar is not appropriate for the worship band."

Peace.