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'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Violin family at Christmas

Angel playing music

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

Trumpet and birds

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

Didgeridoos

Sinead O'Connor.

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

Romantic Music

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Celestial reading lamp.

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

Celestial Music

"I miss the days of folk music."

'Nothing in the rules about it having to be a harp...'

"Harps only? Down, please."

Feng Shui Department

"Here's your wings and Stratocaster. . ."

Harp tuner...

"Miss Windham, I wonder if you would mind stepping in here and joining me in a thirtieth-anniversary chorus or two of 'Blowin' in the Wind'?"

'They were identical twins until Jim joined the army and John joined the Peace Corps.'

'Hey you! Get off my cloud!'

"Dad, as the Balladeering Bermudezes, we should be able to express our own identity! All of us wearing the same costume just doesn't work!"

The Beatitudes.

"I'm thinking that guitar is not appropriate for the worship band."