Harmony Harmonizer Pillows

Trumpet and birds

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

French horn.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

A Lightning Conductor.

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Remote work

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Musician

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

"Synchronized sitting"

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

A beekeeper with their bees

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

Cellist

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

Celestial reading lamp.

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