Happy Harmonizer Pillows

"Miss Windham, I wonder if you would mind stepping in here and joining me in a thirtieth-anniversary chorus or two of 'Blowin' in the Wind'?"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

Violin family at Christmas

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

Hanukkah tree

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

Remote work

Nocturne

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

I'll be Bach for Christmas!

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

Trumpet and birds

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

Sinead O'Connor.

Didgeridoos

Cat on the violin

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

Carols

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

Carolling

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

Soto

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Romantic Music

Do we really need auto-tune.

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

Celestial reading lamp.

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'

It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid..