Faithful Harmonizer Pillows

The Beatitudes.

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Christian and Born again Christian...

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Men's Prayer Group.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Trumpet and birds

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

Romance Music

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

Didgeridoos

Sinead O'Connor.

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

Romantic Music

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

Celestial reading lamp.

'This is God I Missed you in church last Sunday.'

Celestial Music

'You don't have to worry about using up your minutes.'

'Answer me! It's your mother! Don't give me that vow of silence!'

'...and you can read the rest of it on my blog.'

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'

"Harps only? Down, please."

Caroler

"Miss Windham, I wonder if you would mind stepping in here and joining me in a thirtieth-anniversary chorus or two of 'Blowin' in the Wind'?"