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The Beatitudes.

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Christian and Born again Christian...

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Men's Prayer Group.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Trumpet and birds

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

Didgeridoos

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

Romance Music

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

Romantic Music

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

Celestial reading lamp.

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

'This is God I Missed you in church last Sunday.'

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'

Celestial Music

'...and you can read the rest of it on my blog.'

'Answer me! It's your mother! Don't give me that vow of silence!'

'You don't have to worry about using up your minutes.'

"Harps only? Down, please."

Caroler

"Miss Windham, I wonder if you would mind stepping in here and joining me in a thirtieth-anniversary chorus or two of 'Blowin' in the Wind'?"

'They were identical twins until Jim joined the army and John joined the Peace Corps.'