Household Harmonizers Pillows

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Violin family at Christmas

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Remote work

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Trumpet and birds

Musician

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

A beekeeper with their bees

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

"Synchronized sitting"

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

Cellist

"It's not so much spring cleaning as it is 'My mom is visiting for Mother's Day' cleaning."

"My husband works from home."

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'

"Sorry, but my mum doesn't want me to invite friends over: She's kind of ashamed we live in a pigsty..."

Harper Playing the Rain

"Do you think I wanted to get the paper towels with the ugly borders?"

Girl and PC