Household Harmonizer Pillows

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Wilbur! - I WISH you'd put the toilet seat down...!"

French horn.

Violin family at Christmas

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

Remote work

Musician

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Trumpet and birds

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

"Synchronized sitting"

A beekeeper with their bees

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

Cellist

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'

"Sorry, but my mum doesn't want me to invite friends over: She's kind of ashamed we live in a pigsty..."

"My husband works from home."

"It's not so much spring cleaning as it is 'My mom is visiting for Mother's Day' cleaning."

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'

Harper Playing the Rain

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

'I've been thinking - if you're allowed to quote your memorable sayings, I should be allowed to quote my memorable retorts.'

Girl and PC

"It'll keep him busy while we discuss his faults."

"Do you think I wanted to get the paper towels with the ugly borders?"