Household Harmonizer Prints

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

"Wilbur! - I WISH you'd put the toilet seat down...!"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

French horn.

Violin family at Christmas

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

Remote work

Trumpet and birds

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Musician

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

"Synchronized sitting"

A beekeeper with their bees

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

Cellist

"My husband works from home."

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'

"Sorry, but my mum doesn't want me to invite friends over: She's kind of ashamed we live in a pigsty..."

"It's not so much spring cleaning as it is 'My mom is visiting for Mother's Day' cleaning."

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'

Harper Playing the Rain