Homebody Harmonizer Pillows

"Synchronized sitting"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Church for sports worshipers.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Good News about winter

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Big screen TV.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Love is when you watch television together.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

Sheltering in place.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"You are still here."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'