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"You're in my realm now - keep your hands off the thermostat."

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

French horn.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Violin family at Christmas

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

A Lightning Conductor.

Remote work

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

Trumpet and birds

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

"Synchronized sitting"

Internal Clock

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

The real reason we have natural disasters...

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'