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Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

French horn.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Violin family at Christmas

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

Hanukkah tree

A Lightning Conductor.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

Nocturne

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Remote work

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

Musician

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Trumpet and birds

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

A beekeeper with their bees

"Synchronized sitting"

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

Carolling

Carols

Cellist

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."