Home Harmony Creator Gifts

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Separation Anxiety

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

A woman's work is never done!

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

Remote work

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

Magic Carpet Cleaning

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

Headlines at Our House

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

"I apologize for the mess."

My mum is very houseproud.

'Wait, put that back where it was. Let's see how the scratching post looks in this corner.'

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"Honey, please! I can’t concentrate with you in there being married to me!"

"Roommates"