Home Harmony Warrior Gifts

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Noise Pollution

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Separation Anxiety

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

A woman's work is never done!

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

Magic Carpet Cleaning

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

Looks like I do dishes again.

'You're always taking the fun out of everything!'

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

Headlines at Our House

Blanket Pull

Segway Workout

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

"I apologize for the mess."

The Eternal Battle Over Who Is More Tired