Home Harmony Creator Mugs

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Separation Anxiety

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

A woman's work is never done!

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Remote work

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

Magic Carpet Cleaning

Headlines at Our House

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

"I apologize for the mess."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

"Honey, please! I can’t concentrate with you in there being married to me!"

"Synchronized sitting"

'Wait, put that back where it was. Let's see how the scratching post looks in this corner.'