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Feng Shui Channel

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

A woman playing a keyboard

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Separation Anxiety

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

A woman's work is never done!

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

Wishing you a very harmonious Christmas

Barber shop quartet

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

Looks like I do dishes again.

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

String Quartet

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

'You're always taking the fun out of everything!'

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

Magic Carpet Cleaning

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

Blanket Pull

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

"I apologize for the mess."

"Roommates"

"Honey, please! I can’t concentrate with you in there being married to me!"

Theirs and Theirs

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

'Wait, put that back where it was. Let's see how the scratching post looks in this corner.'