Home Harmony Seeker Mugs

"You may be suffering from what's known as full nest syndrome."

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'I'm a self-starter unfortunately I'm also a self-finisher.'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

A woman's work is never done!

"I apologize for the mess."

"Stop complaining...Just think of it as that, 'new hobby' you've been looking for."

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"You used my razor again!"

'If you are so tired, why don't you do the dishes in bed?'

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

'Wait, put that back where it was. Let's see how the scratching post looks in this corner.'

"Roommates"

'What can I say? The Feng Shui in the litter box was off.'

Apt house matchmaker: '23 - D meet 17 - c, sublet...'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

My mum is very houseproud.

"I'd better stay in and get some stuff done around the house. If I don't my wife can get pretty loud."

"I hate it when you bring your work home."

How to communicate with a man.

'It's my wife's reminder to put the toilet seat down.'

Snail reading about Feng Shui.

'Can't it wait until I get home, dear?'

Hello, you sent for a professional organizer?

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"Honey, please! I can’t concentrate with you in there being married to me!"

"He's clinging to territory that's still under his control."

Marimba

"I think we'd make a good team!"

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Be kind"

Most valuable element.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"