Wedding Harmonists Mugs

Bride and groom cellists

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

The Work-from-Home-Polka

No Instruments Please

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"You may now begin your insane experiment."

"Yes, I do need an answer right now."

"We could have a Do-It-Yourself wedding! Your friends could do the cake and flowers, Uncle Jim could do the photos..."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

'The response is 'I do.' Not 'Whatever she says.''

I'll be Bach for Christmas!

Gay marriages in France.

Lark Ascending

Romance Music

"And she's always demanding sex!"

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

'And you, William Elwood Hoonavogel, are you willing to give up your free range status?'

Cat on the violin

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

"No you're not bothering me, what's this about?"

"I pronounce you husband and wife of opposite sexes."

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist

"And so, by the ventriloquism powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife."

'This next song's about spreading risk in a volatile market by diversification.'

"My husband works from home."

Just married - newlyweds drag a waterskier.

"Dearly beloved, weighing in at one hundred and fifty pounds!"

Violinist Bride

Musician

'When the evening breeze caressed the trees, the forest would come alive with whispering harmonies, the songs were led by the pines, for the pines had perfect pitch...'