Household Harmonist Mugs

'It was a symbiotic relationship, one that had evolved over thousands and thousands of days'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Separation Anxiety

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

Remote work

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

Magic Carpet Cleaning

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

Musical washing

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.

'If your mom's not happy then nobody's happy, right dad.'

'How about we get this closet organizer as a together gift?'

'Herbert just loves to help with the dishes.'

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'

"My husband works from home."

"What are you complaining about? When I met you, you were living in a one-room apartment."