Church Choir Member Mugs

I said do you sing, Mrs Brown, not do you swing!

'We're donating our organist to science.'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"We missed you at church Sunday."

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

Midwest Winter Items.

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"I lost the groove."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Tenors

Mexican angels.

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

Church Restoration Fund.

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

Four Chanting Monks

Heaven

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

A family choir

A singer being criticised

Loud Chorister

Hallelujah!

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

Church Hymn

Keyboard in Front of a Organ