Church Choir Lover Mugs

Nadolig Llawen

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Hildegard von Bingen

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

The Dog Choir

Chorister's Loose Teeth

Ventriloquist Audition

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

A singer being criticised

Heaven

A family choir

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."

Vicar

"The Choir Director's out sick, so they're all a but lost."

Pope Francis

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"