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Nadolig Llawen

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Hildegard von Bingen

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

R.C.I.A.

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

The Dog Choir

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

Chorister's Loose Teeth

Ventriloquist Audition

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

A singer being criticised

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

A family choir

Heaven

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

Pope Francis

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'