Chorister T-Shirts

Chorister's Loose Teeth

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

Distinguished Amateurs - The Baritone

'I know it's all the rage with jazz musicians and pop singers, Twiddlecock - but choristers?'

Congregation

Concert Pianist.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Double Bass

Hildegard von Bingen

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Orchestra conductor

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

Cello Concert

"I lost the groove."

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

Doggy conductor

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Gustav Holst

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

No Instruments Please

Mexican angels.

Angel playing music

Animal Band.

Tenors

A Lightning Conductor.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

Composer's Trousers Fall Down.