Choir Commander T-Shirts

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Hildegard von Bingen

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I lost the groove."

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

Angel playing music

Mexican angels.

Tenors

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Ventriloquist Audition

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

A family choir

Four Chanting Monks

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

Heaven

'It helps with reception.'

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Loud Chorister

Hallelujah!

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"