"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."
Choral Conductor T-Shirts
Celebrate their leadership with t-shirts that showcase their musical prowess. Fun and stylish, these shirts are ideal for conductors who wear their heart (and baton) on their sleeve.
Concert Pianist.
Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra
Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'
Double Bass
Hildegard von Bingen
"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"
"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"
Johannes Sebastian Bach
Orchestra conductor
"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."
"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."
'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'
Doggy conductor
"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."
Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.
Gustav Holst
Fricka arrives.
Animal Band.
Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder
No Instruments Please
Angel playing music
Tenors
Chorister's Loose Teeth
A Lightning Conductor.
Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.
"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."
Ventriloquist Audition
Composer's Trousers Fall Down.
Three people playing on the same flute.
Occupational Hazards.
"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."
A musician bowing a tiny guitar
Trying cellos, too big!
Igor Stravinsky
Choral Conductor T-Shirts Collection
Choral Conductor Mugs
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Choral Conductor Pillows
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Choral Conductor Prints
Browse our impressive prints that showcase the artistry and humor suitable for any choral conductor’s home or office.