Chorister Pillows

Chorister's Loose Teeth

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

Distinguished Amateurs - The Baritone

'I know it's all the rage with jazz musicians and pop singers, Twiddlecock - but choristers?'

Congregation

Concert Pianist.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Double Bass

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Hildegard von Bingen

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Orchestra conductor

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

Cello Concert

"I lost the groove."

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

Doggy conductor

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Gustav Holst

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tenors

Mexican angels.

No Instruments Please

Angel playing music

Animal Band.

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

A Lightning Conductor.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

Ventriloquist Audition