Choir Conductor Pillows

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

Male Voice Choir: Tenor, Baritone and Bass

"Let's make sure we are all humming from the same sting sheet."

Vocal Masterclass

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

'Our new director is also a choir director. He will lead us in singing our company fight song.'

'This is Helene... she says it's a girl's choir and they're going to sing hymns at the old folks home.'

Te Deum from Tosca

"I can't believe it's not Rutter!"

Concert Pianist.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Double Bass

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Hildegard von Bingen

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Orchestra conductor

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"I lost the groove."

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

Doggy conductor

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Gustav Holst

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

Animal Band.

No Instruments Please

Angel playing music

Mexican angels.

Fricka arrives.

Tenors

Chorister's Loose Teeth

A Lightning Conductor.