Choir Conductor At Heart Pillows

"OK guys, one more time, and this time Fred, concentrate: your last howl was out of tune..."

Concert Pianist.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Double Bass

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Hildegard von Bingen

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Orchestra conductor

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Doggy conductor

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Gustav Holst

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tenors

No Instruments Please

Fricka arrives.

Angel playing music

Mexican angels.

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

Animal Band.

The Dog Choir

A Lightning Conductor.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Ventriloquist Audition

Composer's Trousers Fall Down.

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Trying cellos, too big!