Choir Director's Chuckle Pillows

"Excellent. Now just the altos."

A Symphony of Penguins

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Hildegard von Bingen

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"I lost the groove."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Mexican angels.

Tenors

Angel playing music

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

Four Chanting Monks

A family choir

'It helps with reception.'

A Capella: singing without musical accompaniment.

Heaven

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

Loud Chorister

Hallelujah!

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Pogo Cellist

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

Church Hymn

The Corus.