Choir Directors Pillows

Cough Mixture for Angels

HM Scrubways Top Security Chapel.

Hildegard von Bingen

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I lost the groove."

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Tenors

Angel playing music

Mexican angels.

The Dog Choir

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

Ventriloquist Audition

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

A family choir

Heaven

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

A singer being criticised

A Capella: singing without musical accompaniment.

'It helps with reception.'

Four Chanting Monks

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Loud Chorister

Hallelujah!

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"