Choir Member Pillows

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

A group of friends singing

Catholic priest sex scandal.

"These choir robes are so hot, I'm glad I went commando."

Mexican angels.

Four calling birds...three French hens...two turtle doves... This is my favourite part.

An Adam's Melon

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"Trying to explain the difference between praise and worship."

God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Hildegard von Bingen

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I lost the groove."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Angel playing music

Tenors

The Dog Choir

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

Ventriloquist Audition

A family choir

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

Four Chanting Monks

'It helps with reception.'

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

Heaven