Choir Member Pillows

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

A group of friends singing

Catholic priest sex scandal.

"These choir robes are so hot, I'm glad I went commando."

Mexican angels.

Four calling birds...three French hens...two turtle doves... This is my favourite part.

An Adam's Melon

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"Trying to explain the difference between praise and worship."

God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

Hildegard von Bingen

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I lost the groove."

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Tenors

Angel playing music

The Dog Choir

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Ventriloquist Audition

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

Four Chanting Monks

'It helps with reception.'

A singer being criticised

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Heaven