Choir Participation Pillows

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

A singer being criticised

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Hildegard von Bingen

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"I lost the groove."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Tenors

Angel playing music

The Dog Choir

Mexican angels.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Ventriloquist Audition

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

Heaven

'It helps with reception.'

A family choir

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Four Chanting Monks

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

Loud Chorister

Hallelujah!

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."